A poem When pregnant with my daughter, my bump growing every day, My trusty belly button chose to turn the other way, Historically an...

As a woman, a Brit, and a comedian, it can be difficult to talk about the positives in life. You don’t want to appear to be boasting. Or...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that every set of expecting parents will organise to have some extreme building work done just...

We went to the cinema to watch Bridget Jones, and it was the first contact nap she’d had since December 2nd .  December 2nd was a normal...

And then I do. Of course I do.   Nothing like the 1st of January for a little sleep regression to strike like an earthquake.   She’d been...

I will try to wash my hair more often. Or at all.   I will try to get outside more. At least once a day. Even on those deep winter days...

Today, my baby noticed her leg for the first time.   She was having a bath, kicking away with her little legs as she always does. And...

I took days for granted.  Not particular days, but the very concept of a day... with its morning, post-lunch lull, winding down towards...

When I was 17, I learned that I have polycystic ovaries. It was actually my waxer who suggested it - she said my leg hair was quite...

‘Are you excited?’ ‘Yes!’ I say. Although that’s not how I’d describe it. ‘Are you excited?’ ‘Yes!’ I say. As there is no time to delve...

I am proud because I know that the pregnant body is beautiful. Beyonce told me. It is also round. And there is something embarrassing...

I went with my Grandad to pick up his things from the Bowls club. He had his own locker for nearly fifteen years. His name was written on...

It has a red cover and a picture of Santa Claus on the front. That’s how I find it when I’m searching for it on Spotify. The original CD...

In a leafy cul-de-sac at the North edge of Surrey, a recently-moved in couple purchased a special doorbell security camera system for...

I refuse to watch scary films. They are too scary for me. The 18 certificate is not enough. I will never be old enough. When I was a...

Who are these lucky fuckers who manage to get upgraded to first class on their Honeymoon flights?! Purchasing a first-class plane ticket...